*punches you in the face*
“It’s a metaphor”
so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck
kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler
'You've got a way of picking up things you don't quite yet own.'
"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*
"It’s bad alright"
shampoo for my real friends
real poo for my sham friends
I will now respond with the response you hate most in the world……. k