actuates:

*punches you in the face*
“It’s a metaphor”

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

drakefan666:

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

image

minhal-x:

93/ EDITS OF CHOI MINHO
'You've got a way of picking up things you don't quite yet own.'

YOU KLEPTo!!!!

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

#itsnottaggedenough

#you’renottaggedenough

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

tupacabra:

shampoo for my real friends

real poo for my sham friends

vineayl:

princess-jpeg:

titania feat. flower-crown: midsummer edition 

this bunny has rolls omg it’s so majestic!!!

you're a slut that doesn't know how to properly tag ok you're freaking a leaking ADDING to the text like heck no techno you ho learn how to tag u wanted to make this page? you wanted to make this friendship stronger? by showing stuff that's super funny like fat cats?? learn how to tag. slluuttt. i love you, you two cent whore.

I will now respond with the response you hate most in the world……. k