May 04
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and another
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so happy
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Apr 28
I feel like Amanda Bynes and Justin Bieber are competing to see who can have the funniest downward spiral
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Apr 26
“hey sorry i was busy” kidding i was watching my fave tv show and u interrupted rude
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Apr 25
the only thing more beautiful than curves on a woman are curves on a final exam
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