• cat: [makes a small friendly noise]
  • me: oh my god. ohhhh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. do it again. oh my god.

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

Quit smiling, you’re suppose to be professional.

gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything


  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then act like it

nebulagamoras:

sisters. enemies. a s s a s s i n s.

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

hands0nic:

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

the comment perfected this post

hands0nic:

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

the comment perfected this post

goddessofsax:

Here’s a handy dandy color reference chart for you artists, writers, or any one else who needs it! Inspired by this post x

wannabewitty:

13ekka:

wannabewitty:

13ekka:

Lovingggg my new tablet

there are people that don’t have tablets Bekka don’t brag

You gotta job ma’am. Saves you some duckies.

I’ve had my job for three days calm down

I’m extremely happy for you though!!!! :)